“I present to you, the Relationship Agreement. A binding covenant that in its thirty‑two pages enumerates, iterates and codifies the rights and responsibilities of Ridit Sunil Nimdia, hereinafter known as, the boyfriend, and Kaajal Anil Rai, hereinafter known as, the girlfriend.”

— inspired by Sheldon Cooper
The Big Bang Theory, S5 E10, “The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition”